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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Only one of them will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."

"What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."

"What happens if you steal in Afghanistan? You get Talibanned"