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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"I respected people a lot more before Spotify told me what they were listening to."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"

"One time I ordered a diet coke but it didn't come on time. It said it had responsibilities in the Japanese government."

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"Use the promo code NETFLIX To get 50% off your next exam!"

"So I was talking to my blond friend I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show. She replied: ""What was their name?""."

"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."