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Joke of the Day
"Nice try ""Enjoy By"" date on bag of broccoli, nice try."
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"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."
"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."
"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"
"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."
"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."
"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""