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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."
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"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics"
"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""
"Today is ""Jamaican hair day"" at work. I'm dreading it."
"Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day."
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"