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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."

"A Mother is cleaning her kids room... She finds a bunch of BDSM gear and fetish mags. She shows her husband Mom: What do we do? Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever you do you better not spank him!!"

"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""

"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."

"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"