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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"
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"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."
"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"
"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."
"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"
"According to my Fitbit I've masturbated 4 miles today"
"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."
"My wife doesn't know... That every time we have sex, I put a dollar into an envelope that goes toward her Christmas present. So far, she's getting a candy bar."
"Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace"