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Joke of the Day
"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."
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"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
"Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job? Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic."
"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"
"Don't you get it man? Every single person who has discovered the identity of who let the dogs out has been brutally murdered."
"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"
"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!"
"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""
"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"