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Joke of the Day
"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."
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"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."
"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"
"Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter"
"Kids: *doing something they shouldn't* Me: Stop or I'll be mad Kids: *keep doing it* Me: Stop or Mom will be mad Kids:*stop immediately*"
"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"
"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."
"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."
"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."
"A person is drowning and yelling ""HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM"" A bystander tells him to shut up because he doesn't know how to swim either but he's not freaking out about it like the guy drowning."