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Joke of the Day
"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
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"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"
"Guy tells buddy he thinks his wife is dead, when asked why, he said........ ""The sex is pretty well the same, but the dishes are piling up"""
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
"If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me."
"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"