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Joke of the Day

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution? A: They heard them in the town square saying, ""Coup, coup!"""

"no actually it's called an ""african-american"" eye, bud. and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct"

".@espn ugh all u ever tweet about is sports"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard!"

"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."

"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."