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Joke of the Day

"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."

"Can someone tell me a music joke? I've been trying to think of one myself, but that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"WIFE: I can't believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me ME: Cut me some slack he was wearing your perfume"

"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""

"Feel free to use the ""or less"" feature of your 140 characters."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."

"I can't believe I fell for your mom She's the oldest trick in the book."

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"

"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"