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Joke of the Day

"What is DJ Khaled's Favorite Number? 11 because it has another one"

"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."

"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"what do my ex and my toilet have in common? They both keep bringing up old shit"

"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."

"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."

"Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!"