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Joke of the Day
"The Flat Earth Society No further comments needed."
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"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."
"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"
"Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!"
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."
"How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife? Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes."
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."
"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"