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Joke of the Day
"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
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"As a Brandon, I'm constantly at war with Brendans. Do not confuse them with my kind. They are shit demons. Slaying them is my birthright."
"One good turn gets most of the blankets."
"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
"You know how when you're in high school and you get ""senioritis"" and your brain shuts down? When does it come back on?"
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."
"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"
"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."