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Joke of the Day

"Anyone ever seen Stevie Wonders house? Neither has he!"

"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"

"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"

"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"

"Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma."