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Joke of the Day

"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."

"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."

"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"

"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."

"Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case? He only needed them after he'd opened it."

"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."