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Joke of the Day
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."
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"What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess? Extreme Pawnage"
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night."
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."
"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."
"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"
"What do anal sex and spinach have in common If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult"
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."