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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."
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"People tell me I have ADHD Wanna ride bikes?"
"I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus"
"Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!!"
"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"
"why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee? he drank it before it was cool."
"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."
"Fellow Black Friday shopper: I'm so excited! What are you trying to buy? Me: oh I can't afford anything, I'm hoping to be trampled to death"