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Joke of the Day
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
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"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!"
"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"
"Why couldn't Mewtwo move? There was too much friction."
"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."