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Joke of the Day
"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."
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"I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer."
"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"
"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."
"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."
"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"
"Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat."
"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."