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Joke of the Day

"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"

"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"

"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."

"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."

"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."

"Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie."

"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"

"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."