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Joke of the Day
"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."
Next Joke
"Stole a bunch of extra long q-tips from the doctor. Who wants to party?"
"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"
"obama follow me on twitter"
"My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds"
"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"
"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"
"My facebook homepage has become a sea of 'who the fuck is that?'"
"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."