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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."
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"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."
"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."
"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."
"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."
"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - ""Breathe, stupid!"""
"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."