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Joke of the Day

"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."

"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""

"It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer"

"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."

"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"

"I just saw my parents having sex Damn you Pornhub"

"Whenever a Mexican makes fun of you, just say this Siete-Cero"

"Statistics show... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"