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Joke of the Day

"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."

"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."

"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"

"What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin' Skywalker."

"What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall"

"Today we honor St. Patrick, the patron saint of puking and peeing."

"My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues."

"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."

"The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone"

"I am going to be arrested today! Because I will be snowden!"