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Joke of the Day

"Two law students walked into a Bar. And realized it was all a lie."

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"

"Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night. But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up."

"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"

"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls."

"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"

"My wife yelled, ""This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash"", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over."