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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."

"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"

"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."

"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."

"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."

"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."

"My wife is such an air-head I told her not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."

"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."