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Joke of the Day

"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"

"I started a band called 999 megabytes 6 months ago. We still haven't got a single gig."

"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."

"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."

"I ran into my ex today. Long story short, my car is totaled."

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."

"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"

"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"