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Joke of the Day
"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"
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"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"Made you read this Gotcha"
"If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it... does is lay on the ground, or lie?"
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."
"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."
"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."
"How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. ""If you can gag me, you can shag me!"""
"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."