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Joke of the Day

"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."

"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."

"What is a Mormon's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings"

"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag."

"Whats the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker stops fucking you when your dead."

"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"

"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."

"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."

"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."