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Joke of the Day

"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."

"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."

"Dyslexia The difference between baking ricin vs. rice pudding for your friends and family this holiday season."

"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."

"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."

"If Trump is elected president... He will be the first billionaire to move into government housing after a black man."

"Some dude at ASU named Dean has me on his list. Honestly, I don't appreciate or understand it. Thinking about contacting the authorities."

"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."