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Joke of the Day
"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
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"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete ""Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."""
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"
"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."
"I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, ""Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before."" or ""You have a dope overbite."""
"Apparently, the answer ""I Know"" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed"