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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."

"What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today hot tamale."

"We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean."

"I once played golf with a Kiwi The RSPCA showed up the next day."

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"A well timed ""Have a good day!"" can be a great substitute for ""F*ck you!"" in almost every situation."

"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."