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"Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only"
"Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive"
"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete! Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*"
"I asked Mick Jagger to pick me up some swampy plants. But a Rolling Stone gathers no moss."
"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""
"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"