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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
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"I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother."
"What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August? A leotard"
"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."
"I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'"
"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"
"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."