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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."
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"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
"""What are you doing here?"" I just got fired from the circus ""Oh my"" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond"
"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"
"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"
"Knock knock... *Who's there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning!"