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Joke of the Day

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."

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"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."
"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""
"""Hacker"" simply means ""a person who is skilled with computers."" To describe a computer criminal, use ""Linux user."""
"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"
"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."
"Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad"
"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."
"New day, same old bullshit."
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