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Joke of the Day

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."

"What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber? Wasabi"

"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."

"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"

"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."

"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."