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Joke of the Day

"My boss keeps telling me I've got my thumb up my ass... Considering it's an adult film, I'm not sure if I'm going to get fired."

"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."

"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"

"What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !"

"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"

"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"

"What happened when the frogs car broke down? It got toad"