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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"
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"Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache."
"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"
"Two muffins are in the oven . . . One turns to the other and says ""It's hot in here"" the other looks at him and screams ""Fuck me! A talking muffin!"""
"*i finally get a girl over* *dad rolls out from under my bed* YO SON WHATA YA CALL A PIG WHO DOES KARATE? ""dad no"" A PORK CHOP"
"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."
"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."
"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."
"Someone asked Donald Trump for his position on women's rights. He said Doggy style"