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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber? Wasabi"
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"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
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"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."
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"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."
"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."