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Joke of the Day

"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"

"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"

"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""

"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"

"rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster"

"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."

"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"

"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."