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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

"*comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into"

"Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. Maybe I should wash them sometime...."

"What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn? Running Stupid"

"I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do... I'm at Wal-mart."

"Momma always told me that women are like chocolates... The ones with the cherries are better."

"How do you surprise a blind man? Stick a plunger in the toilet"

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."