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Joke of the Day

"Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock."

"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"

"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."

"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."

"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."

"I had a weird dream last night that I was eating huge marshmallows! I woke up this morning wanting smore!"

"""You don't have to press the buttons harder to go faster"" Said no gamer ever."

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"

"My name is Holly. What's my drunk superhero name? AlcoHolly."

"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("