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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."

"WinRar is not free software."

"Have you heard about the world's largest broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."

"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"

"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."

"I went to get myself a glass of punch but..."

"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."

"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."

"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""