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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"
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"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"
"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"
"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."
"How did Arnie convince his wife to move in with him? ""Live vit me if you vant to cum"""