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Joke of the Day

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"

"How can you tell the difference between a Fleshlight and the porn star it was modeled after? Rubber clit..."

"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"

"The moderators of this sub"

"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"

"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."

"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."