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Joke of the Day
"How did Arnie convince his wife to move in with him? ""Live vit me if you vant to cum"""
Next Joke
"And That's How the Fight Started. Wife: You are always so negative. Husband: I'll be more optimistic...I'm positive you're an idiot!"
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"I just finished reading a scholarly book exploring the African American experience in samurai culture- I highly recommend it! It's titled, ""Ninja, Please."""
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."
"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."
"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."