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Joke of the Day
"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"
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"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."
"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
"Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone."
"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"
"[on phone with mom] SHE SAID YES!!!! ""congrats, son"" I asked her if she thought I was weird ""Wait what?"" She thinks I'm weird. We broke up"
"I like what you did with your hair How'd you get it to stick out of your nose like that?"
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"