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Joke of the Day
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
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"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."
"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."
"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."
"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."
"Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine"
"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"
"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."