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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you're at a gay barbecue? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
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"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"
"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"
"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"
"Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat."
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."
"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"