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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."
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"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."
"Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff BADUMTSSSS"
"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"
"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."
"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"
"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"