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Joke of the Day

"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""

"What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects? An *Ent*omologist"

"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."

"*passenger next to me starts putting on headphones* Are you mad at me?"

"I've learned from my mistakes. I make bigger and better mistakes than ever now."