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Joke of the Day

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"

"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""

"If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet."

"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"

"When people say ""To be honest..."", it means that up to that point they've been lying."