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Joke of the Day
"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."
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"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"
"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."
"The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""
"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"